I love doing my nails, but some of the designs I see online are way too complicated. I’ve tried my share of nail art, but nothing compares to these trends that somehow became popular.
I don’t know about you, but the idea of having poppable pimples on my nails makes me want to gag.
The last thing your fingers need is a whole other set of fingers.
I love the ocean, but I have zero need to experience it on my finger nails.
There’s no way these ever dry.
Disguises are for your face…not your nails.
Duck feet belong on ducks and not on your nails. Can you imagine trying to type with these?
I have to touch bugs? No thanks.
How do you get anything done? It’s like having webbed feet.
Listen, I love Candy Crush. But I do not love anything enough to spend the time, money, or effort on something like this.
This ONLY makes sense because you have a spare in case a nail breaks off.
I get stressed out when a piece of lint lands on my nail before it’s dry. This would be my nightmare.
These are fun until the globe breaks and you’re stuck with wet fingers and a piece of broken plastic.
They’re like stilts for your fingers…how do you do anything?
Let me get this straight. You CHOOSE to put teeth on your nails, and then CHOOSE to add a cavity? Aim higher.
Talk about having a green thumb.
Nothing makes me more upset than the thought of a pimple on your nails that you can pop, and hand lotion coming out. It’s revolting.
When people say they want gun control, it’s to prevent stuff like this.
Okay, these ones I can get on board with.